Porcelain Enthusiast Gifts

You Break It, You Buy It,

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'You spent the past 60 years collecting little porcelain figurines. I, for one, thank God you can't take it with you.'

"Selling China to China. Now that's going to be a challenge."

Artisanal Pottery

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Urns in love

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'I had a cough at the time!'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Two men in urns holding hands

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Greek Vase

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

Bernard Palissy

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

'What's so crazy about me wanting to start my own china shop?'

I thought I was irrelevant.

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

New acquisition at the museum of tiny pots.

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."