Pottery Enthusiasts Gifts

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

'He says he's found a niche in the market, just think. . . there probably adorning someones mantlepiece by now.'

Two men in urns holding hands

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Urns in love

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Artisanal Pottery

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Travel Agent - Building not finished

Greek Vase

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

New acquisition at the museum of tiny pots.

'Of course, it's a genuine Ping! Listen!'

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

Bernard Palissy

I thought I was irrelevant.

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

You're fired.