Pottery Wheel Enthusiast Gifts

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Arts and crafts

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Urns in love

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

Two men in urns holding hands

Artisanal Pottery

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

Greek Vase

Hamster.

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.

Valet parking.