Pottery Wheel Enthusiast Mugs

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"

"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Arts and crafts

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Urns in love

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Artisanal Pottery

Does it roll? Does it roll?? You bet Jurassic rolls!

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

Two men in urns holding hands

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Greek Vase

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

Hamster.

Hairy Potter.

Ug was to regret not seeing the potential of his new discovery.