Pottering Enthusiast Gifts

Born to Potter.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Urns in love

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"She's a natural!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Grow damn you!

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Artisanal Pottery

Two men in urns holding hands

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Greek Vase

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

'You just continue to grow.'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"Looks a bit wet, have you tried adding more fibre?"