Potting Shed Enthusiast Gifts

Grow damn you!

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Beginning Yarder.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"She's a natural!"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Bird nesting in the garden.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Pollution.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Sheds

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Leaves.

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

Dog House and Man Den.

Dog in a Flower Pot.

Absurd log splitting machine

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"