Pot Enthusiast Gifts

A pressure cooker tells a saucepan that, 'You don't know the meaning of pressure.'

'I realized there was no store in the neighborhood where you could biy a book and you could also buy a pot.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Newt sale

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'That plant food really works!'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I've seen a tulip before."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Stupid Microwave

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"You overwatered the plant, again."