Flower Pot Aficionado Gifts

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Labor Day Flowers

Dog in Daisys

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Botany Baby!

Bees SOS

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'In Love'

The wife whisperer.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Valentine Day

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening#2

'That plant food really works!'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Romance