Pot Enthusiast Mugs

A pressure cooker tells a saucepan that, 'You don't know the meaning of pressure.'

'I realized there was no store in the neighborhood where you could biy a book and you could also buy a pot.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I've seen a tulip before."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Stupid Microwave

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Watering Flowers

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."