Potion Enthusiast Mugs

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

'What's your poison?'

"It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test it."

"But hey - no added preservatives!"

'Your individual results may vary.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'Just between you and me, they're all pheromones.'

Drink Me.

"I guarantee it. Don't ask any questions."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Eye of Newt Soup just won't sell, let's call it Scotch Broth."

Newt sale

"I'm wondering if we are sufficiently addressing potion hygiene."

"Now there are many farm raised ones, but I prefer my eye-of-newt locally sourced."

Rum Mage Sale Today

'Gold and silver from base metals is OK, but what I'm trying to transmute is angelica root, mugwort and tincture of marigold into an effective aphrodisiac.'

'I'll leave out the wing of bat . . . gives me the S**ts!'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Devil's Brew?"

"Instead of eye of newt, how about some fat of chicken."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"