Potions Enthusiast Mugs

"Accounting tricks didn't work, so we had to resort to witchcraft."

Toadstools

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'..and one for the pot.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Abra-Viagra."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

My Cauldron Rules

Drink Me.

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.