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"Accounting tricks didn't work, so we had to resort to witchcraft."

Toadstools

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Abra-Viagra."

'..and one for the pot.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Drink Me.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers