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'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"The antidote is $150."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Abra-Viagra."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'