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"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"The antidote is $150."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

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"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

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'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

'Trick or treatment.'

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

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