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'Your antidote, m'lord...'

"I make big batches and freeze it."

Witch's Brew

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"You call this ice?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Abra-Viagra."

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'..and one for the pot.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'What's your poison?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."