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'Your antidote, m'lord...'

"I make big batches and freeze it."

Witch's Brew

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Side effects may include....'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"You call this ice?"

"Abra-Viagra."

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'..and one for the pot.'

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

'What's your poison?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Drink Me.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'