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'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

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'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'I had a cough at the time!'

"Abra-Viagra."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

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'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

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"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

"But hey - no added preservatives!"