Potion Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Abra-Viagra."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'. . . or are you implying that it was a lotion and not, in fact, a smoothie.'

'Stop feeling guilty. Our spells work. Our potions are effective. Why shouldn't we live well?'

Toadstools

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Drink Me.

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that? Many times. How would you like to be the "after" image in my new ad touting the health benefits of our new nonfat kale macchiato. Let me guess: You'd also like an old picture of me where I was weak and puny, so you can claim that's the "before" picture. Don't worry, I've got that part covered. Something about you looked different today, Rudy. Would you like fries with that observation?

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

Rum Mage Sale Today

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'