Potion Connoisseur Mugs

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Fried chickens.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Next Round Indicator

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"What'll ya have?"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."