Potion Connoisseur Pillows

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

'Needs salt!'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Fried chickens.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What'll ya have?"

Next Round Indicator

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."