Potion Lover Pillows

'Oh great. Now the FDA is regulating safety coated caplets of eyes of newt.'

'Try this formula, Altebart — it'll make a new man of you!'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Witch's Brew.

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"I'm addicted to water."

"Abra-Viagra."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'