Herbal Potion Lover Pillows

"Dios mio! I can't believe they're selling this!"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Love Potion

"Abra-Viagra."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Drink Me.

Natural Medicines

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that? Many times. How would you like to be the "after" image in my new ad touting the health benefits of our new nonfat kale macchiato. Let me guess: You'd also like an old picture of me where I was weak and puny, so you can claim that's the "before" picture. Don't worry, I've got that part covered. Something about you looked different today, Rudy. Would you like fries with that observation?

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

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'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'