Herbal Potion Lover Gifts

"Dios mio! I can't believe they're selling this!"

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Abra-Viagra."

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Love Potion

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Drink Me.

Natural Medicines

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Rum Mage Sale Today

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'