Love Potion Collector Gifts

Love Potion

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

Love Potion

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'Love is a Drug'.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

"We met through a contact tracing app."

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

'How much did you say your name was?'

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

My first Boyfriend.

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

For The Sentimental ExecutiveThe Charm Tie

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'