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Love Potion

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Love Potion

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

'Love is a Drug'.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

"We met through a contact tracing app."

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

'How much did you say your name was?'

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

My first Boyfriend.

You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that? Many times. How would you like to be the "after" image in my new ad touting the health benefits of our new nonfat kale macchiato. Let me guess: You'd also like an old picture of me where I was weak and puny, so you can claim that's the "before" picture. Don't worry, I've got that part covered. Something about you looked different today, Rudy. Would you like fries with that observation?

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

For The Sentimental ExecutiveThe Charm Tie

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman