Love Potion Brewers Gifts

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Toadstools

"I said slime."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Needs more kale.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"And now from downtown!"

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'Love is a Drug'.

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

Magic Mushrooms

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"