Vegan Potion Brewers Gifts

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I said slime."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Needs more kale.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"And now from downtown!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."