Love Potion Brewers Pillows

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Toadstools

"I said slime."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Needs more kale.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'Love is a Drug'.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"And now from downtown!"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Something pickled this way comes!"

Magic Mushrooms

"I'm hexting."