Magic Potion Brewers Pillows

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

Toadstools

"I said slime."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Needs more kale.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Love Potion

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"And now from downtown!"

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"Something pickled this way comes!"

Magic Mushrooms

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"