Amateur Potion Brewer Pillows

'...Ear of bat, leg of toad, hair of dog, horn of goat...I always wondered what went into kebab meat...'

Toadstools

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I said slime."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Needs more kale.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"And now from downtown!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

Magic Mushrooms

"I'm hexting."