Potion-making Aficionado Pillows

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Needs more kale.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Abra-Viagra."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'..and one for the pot.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"And now from downtown!"

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'