Amateur Potion Brewer Prints

'...Ear of bat, leg of toad, hair of dog, horn of goat...I always wondered what went into kebab meat...'

Toadstools

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I said slime."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Needs more kale.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"And now from downtown!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Magic Mushrooms

"I'm hexting."