Potion Lover Gifts

'Oh great. Now the FDA is regulating safety coated caplets of eyes of newt.'

'Try this formula, Altebart — it'll make a new man of you!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Witch's Brew.

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"I'm addicted to water."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"Abra-Viagra."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"