Potion Devotee Gifts

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Happy Hour

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Various Birds of Pray.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Abra-Viagra."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

My Cauldron Rules

Drink Me.