Potions And Lotions Devotee Gifts

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Abra-Viagra."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

My Cauldron Rules

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Drink Me.

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"So what's your success rate?"

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Rum Mage Sale Today

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

The experiment went wrong...