Lotion Aficionados Gifts

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

Lesser known greek gods,

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I don't like your application."

Kissing the Fish

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"Abra-Viagra."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What's your poison?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

Drink Me.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

"You're using too much concealer Sharon. . ."

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers