Detergent Aficionados Gifts

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

'But you said to clean my room.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

"I'm not taking any chances!"

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'Let's all practice bug control.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'Dust-mop-baby-jumper.'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Is clutter necessary?

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

"Yeah, I used to look forward to Spring too sis, but now, Mum says I'm old enough to help with Spring cleaning..."

'Hey, hey, hey! What are you forgetting, Waller?'

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

'The boss finally noticed me today. He said I should wear deodrant.'