Detergent Enthusiast Gifts

At the vanishing point laundromat.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Sweep the board.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Wash your hands

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Cleaning up space junk.

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'