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At the vanishing point laundromat.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Sweep the board.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Wash your hands

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

The Tragedy of Prosperity

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Cleaning up space junk.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'