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Is clutter necessary?

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

The Messy Sink

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

'May I tidy up the infield?'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!