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Is clutter necessary?

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

'But you said to clean my room.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Spring cleaning.

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

The Messy Sink

The Movers - Decluttering

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'May I tidy up the infield?'