Detergent Detective Gifts

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Evolution.

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

'Put it under my microscope!'

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'This is the biggest belly button in the world.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

'Is it catching?'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

'All right -- be that way!'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."