Hygiene Detective Gifts

'How did you know I didn't wash my hands?'

'Who's been cutting their nails again?'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Whack-a-molecule

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

The new global mantra flag for the future

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Science and Coronavirus

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Missing sock

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

The Complete Cycle.

'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'

John Snow

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

Where missing laundry socks go!

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"