Hygiene Officer Gifts

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Disease Management

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Whack-a-molecule

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Humans are strange."

Cafe Burns.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Hand sanitizer

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Caution signs.

Danger Falling Leaves

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"