Hygiene Specialist Gifts

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

'Mom, why can't I wash my own hands?'

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

Interactive Underwear

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Think of it as a big puddle."

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Whack-a-molecule

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Humans are strange."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Wash your hands