Urban Hygienist Gifts

"Here, clean up after yourself."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Whack-a-molecule

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Run, Mike, Run!

Ecological Therapy

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Mask Autumn

Preserve these Wetlands.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Paving over the window-box

Painting nature.

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

Urban Compost Heap.

Hudson River Crouton