Hygienist Gifts

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Stupid gag reflex.'

'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'

'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."

To save money in these tough economic times, Betsy recycled the family's dental floss.

Elephant's tusks are in a glass by the bed.

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

'Jeez, that looks like one troublesome canine.'

'The Breathalyzer indicates you need to use a mouthwash.'

'His teeth I can fix. But look what he did to my brand new chair!'

'I have had only one cavity in the last 10 visits to the dentist.'

'I think that's the last time mom will ever ask us to wash up before dinner.'

'Why not use dental floss instead of candy floss?!'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

'Has it been washed?'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

'Why don't I go and brush my teeth.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

I lie to my dentist about how often I floss. I also lie about what parts of my body I floss.

The oil, the dandruff

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Whack-a-molecule

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The tooth fairy.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'