Hygienist Gifts

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Stupid gag reflex.'

'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."

Elephant's tusks are in a glass by the bed.

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

'The Breathalyzer indicates you need to use a mouthwash.'

'His teeth I can fix. But look what he did to my brand new chair!'

'I have had only one cavity in the last 10 visits to the dentist.'

'I think that's the last time mom will ever ask us to wash up before dinner.'

'Why not use dental floss instead of candy floss?!'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"I guess I don't have to give you another toothbrush, since I suspect the one I gave you last time is still as good as new."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

'Has it been washed?'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

A shark flosses with a fishing line.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Whack-a-molecule

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The tooth fairy.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'