Hygiene Inspector Gifts

'I know this is a spit and sawdust place, but why is it in the beer?'

'5 hygiene stars! Shame the food tastes like toilet tissue!'

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

"What's this on the menu?"

"It's not gravy. Your French Fries fell on the floor."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

The Cougher

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Whack-a-molecule

HELLth Food Sprouts

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fire door.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"I'm going in."

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

Air Pollution Threat

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

307 days without an accident.

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Food inspection results