Hygiene Inspector Gifts

'I know this is a spit and sawdust place, but why is it in the beer?'

'5 hygiene stars! Shame the food tastes like toilet tissue!'

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

"What's this on the menu?"

"It's not gravy. Your French Fries fell on the floor."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

The Cougher

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Whack-a-molecule

HELLth Food Sprouts

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

You have the worst spring breath.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fire door.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"I'm going in."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

The council wanted us to have a Healthy Lifestyle Monitor

'Sick bucket for table sixteen.'