Cleanliness Inspector Gifts

'Oh no! It's Stig of the accident and emergency ward!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Time Out For Teddy

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Nuclear waste.

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Rust test in progress.