Quality Inspectors Gifts

'It says: 'Inspected by No. 23'.'

Quality Control

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Rust test in progress.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"It floated. I want my money back."

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

Benchmark

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

'Don't slam the door so hard.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'

Factory Rejects Inc.

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

Quality Control

'The sales department is complaining about product quality! Nothing has broken and no customers have needed anything new in months!'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."