Quality Tester Gifts

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

Hammocks, Inc. Let me get this straight. You test hammocks all day but don't think you get enough break time?

Quality Control

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Rust test in progress.

Graph to find your IQ

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Product Testing Department

Satis Factory Tour

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"It floated. I want my money back."

Quality Contorl.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

'The scary part is, he's in charge of quality control.'

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

Benchmark

Harry Potter toy manufacturer.

'Don't slam the door so hard.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.