Iq Tester Gifts

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"What do you mean 'superior intelligence'? Who was the first to conquer space travel?"

Graph to find your IQ

Quality Control

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Rust test in progress.

"Your IQ came back negative."

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"Office of quality assurance"

Product Testing Department

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Stephen Fry

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'I'm jumping into a black hole!'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

Factory Rejects Inc.

Quality Control

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

Honest John's car sales

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies