Iq Tester Gifts

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"What do you mean 'superior intelligence'? Who was the first to conquer space travel?"

Graph to find your IQ

Quality Control

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Rust test in progress.

"Your IQ came back negative."

"Office of quality assurance"

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

Product Testing Department

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

'I'm jumping into a black hole!'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

Factory Rejects Inc.

Quality Control

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

Honest John's car sales

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Inspected by Inspector #12